VOICEMAIL

[voice]

You have reached the incredible, amazing, and devilishly handsome Wally W--er, the Flash--does it matter? Anyway, leave a message after the tone and I'll get you back. Maybe.

-BEEEEEEEP-

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Did I fool you? Okay, I'm kidding, no, really, wait for the real one.

HMD

Feel free to let me know how I'm doing. Anon enabled.